I noticed the bird feeder was in an unusual position this morning.  “Damn raccoons!”, I thought.

Coming back from the library this morning I found the present that was left at my  backdoor.

 

Back door present - overview

 

More detail for those of you who are strangely curious.

 

Back door present - detail

Looks like whatever it is has been eating some grass along with the sunflower seeds from the bird feeder.

Thinking that this wasn’t your everyday dog poop, I headed to the internet to verify a guess.

 

Bear scat ID pic

Bear scat ID pic

I found other pics here.  So it certainly appears that my sample is within the bear effluent continuum.

The next time someone asks you, “Do bears $#!T in the woods?”  You can safely say,”Yeah, and on decks, too!”

 

[Update Feb 26, 2010]

John Trontis and Tom Sheppard of the Hunterdon County Dept of Parks and Rec have confirmed that a bear dropped a deuce at the foot of my back door.

 

Best emailed jokes to come in (so far):

  • “You’re lucky he didn’t light it up, ring the doorbell and run”
  • “Yeah, but was the bear Catholic?”

My personal brain virus is the Charmin TV commercial where the young bear with personal hygiene issues is sitting on a tree branch.